FW: Descartes jokes-- FUNNY!

Leah Wolf (ldwolf@netvision.net.il)
Tue, 2 Dec 97 18:43:58 PST

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Descartes

I am, therefore I think. That's putting Descartes before the horse.

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Would you like a beer?"
Descartes says, "I think not." Descartes disappears.

Descartes described how his father taught him how to swim by throwing him
into the Seine: "I sink, therefore I swam."

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